'Quil n' Coke - a real drinker's drink.
Maybe if I cough hard enough my tonsil will just come flying out and I won't have to worry about it anymore!!!!
The Cepacol throat spray box said "great citrus taste!!!" A lie indeed.
Plus it doesn't work and everytime I spray it in I gag it back out. My boyfriend said that's because I chase it with soda it's not going to work but no one else understands the crap taste! NO ONE!!
He looked really skurd yesterday before I left for work. He was brushing his teeth and I came up behind him and got my Dayquil out of the medicine cabinet. I've gotten to the point where the little plastic shot cup they give you and a spoon are for mere peasants. I simply drank it straight from the bottle. He nonchalantly looked up into the mirror while brushing and his eyes got all big and toothpaste flew out from his laughter.
Hey I mean I gotta do what I gotta do. Of course I chased it with Coke. Fuck a Rum n' Coke.
Quil n' Coke.
The Cepacol throat spray box said "great citrus taste!!!" A lie indeed.
Plus it doesn't work and everytime I spray it in I gag it back out. My boyfriend said that's because I chase it with soda it's not going to work but no one else understands the crap taste! NO ONE!!
He looked really skurd yesterday before I left for work. He was brushing his teeth and I came up behind him and got my Dayquil out of the medicine cabinet. I've gotten to the point where the little plastic shot cup they give you and a spoon are for mere peasants. I simply drank it straight from the bottle. He nonchalantly looked up into the mirror while brushing and his eyes got all big and toothpaste flew out from his laughter.
Hey I mean I gotta do what I gotta do. Of course I chased it with Coke. Fuck a Rum n' Coke.
Quil n' Coke.


8 Comments:
At 1:44 PM,
Coyote Mike said…
I always wondered if they really expect people to wash out those little cups when their done, or just make the cap sticky.
At 1:52 PM,
Your Best Girlfriend said…
Personally, I always wash out the cup and re-use it. If the cup gets really nasty even after washing, I resort to the spoon.
But recently, the taste of Dayquil, even my favorite orange, really made me sick. And I didn't even drink four capfuls- I just drank one.
What is up wit THAT?
But the Cepacol throat spray, on the other hand, is my best friend. I have never tried the citrus, I usually stick with red, blue, or green and they usually taste good, so no need to mask the flavor with soda. But I always spray my tongue as well as my throat, so that winds up numb, too.
At 9:57 PM,
auburn said…
Straight from thee bottle...a girl after my own heart...
At 11:11 PM,
janestarr said…
Are you sleeping enough?
Are you taking your Vitamin C?
Are you eating your Chicken soup?
Okay, that's enough of my annoying worry speak. Get freakin better!!
love ya-
At 3:25 PM,
Drunken Chud said…
pepto, NyQuil, DayQuil... first thing i do is throw out the cup. i'm not gonna wash the little bastard, and after years of using them, i know how much is enough. fuck the cup. hehehehehehehehe.
At 4:53 PM,
trueborn said…
bwahahahahahahaaha
I don't mess wit da quill no more.
One shot I'm fine. I look at the bottle, this shit doesn't work I say to myself.
Shot two, go back to reading the paper.
Wake up in the morning with said newspaper attached to my face and newprint all over it when I pull away.
My brother laughed at me for three days. He said he could read the article off my face.
To this day if he sees quill and I'm nearby he starts laughing
At 12:03 AM,
Steph said…
Chug-a-lug girlfriend! :P
At 1:28 AM,
Coyote Mike said…
I used to know a guy in my dorms who actually had to get into bed before he could take a shot of NyQuil because he'd fall asleep before he could make it from the light switch to the bed.
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